Haha I should stop having introductions to these ridiculous posts I make, no one is reading! So anyways, today I awoke to a cell phone on my face vibrating. I rolled to the side and It slipped off my face and landed on the pillow. I gave it a glance and I noticed it was Phuong "Thanks for falling asleep on me". Well reality came flying back at me and I realized I fell asleep on the phone with her last night. For those who don't know, Phuong is this... really cute chick from Texas that I personally think is really cool,
Fast forward to when I do get up and a few more blah blah text messages back to the lovely Phuong, I realized that no one is home besides my bro that's visiting over the weekend. He's awake in the living room on the laptop. I sit down on the carpet in front of the tv next to him and he says quack quack squabble squabble, then I'm like yeah, fo sho. He gave me a look and says, "You're not awake yet huh, your mind isn't processing anything". Caught red handed! Like hell I knew what he said. Later on the day after some stuff I did, I can't recall honestly. I went out to drop some stuff off at my Aunt's pad, return some vietnamese dvds from my parents. No one was home so I bounced to the barber shop.
This dude, and I mean I feel this is the Dude of all Dudes, Elvis. He's Asian though, now don't get me wrong. Elvis is not some impersonator fan mumbo jumbo crap that you see on tv. My barber been cutting my hair ever since I was TINY, 5 or 6. He's chill, has big hair do slicked back just like Elvis back in the days. Well he had a line of people waiting so I went around the plaza to get some snacks. I dropped by this specialty store that sells exotic asian beef jerk and strange candy. I picked up some gummy bears since I had a crave for it. Everything in this store is priced by pounds, gummys at 5 bucks. Most jerky is at 18 bucks/lb, I have tickets to pay to the mother F'in city, Costa mesa and Santa ana, so no spoiling myself with some juicy stuff today. The funny thing about this store is that they have these old ladies walking around offering you samples of food, except they have a personality of a pushy car sales men. They offer you stuff and ask you how much and fills the bag for you. 9/10 of the time they say is over 1 pound okay? Since they are eyeing it when they scoop up whatever it is you are buying. So I walk up to the register, slide out my debit card and this old Chinese bitch has the audacity to tell me, card with 20 dollar purchases only please. Well I'm not a angry person but let me just say that I have not smoked for a while and I am on a cold turkey process. I tell this chinky bitch what the shit is this! Why can't you chink people realize that the fucking world does not stay in the stone age with your wrinkly ass! I know they do this to avoid taxes, but seriously, come'on. I wouldn't have bought those gummy bears if they weren't a necessity. Left the flippin store as soon as i can to get my hair cut.
Got home, had some dinner with the family. Well, poped a beer since we bought some beer this morning as an offering to my dead uncle, today is the yearly anniversary. I normally don't appreciate the taste of Heineken but why not =). So my sister was like damn, alcoholic. I'm like whatever dude, this is just a second beer. Then my mom started to use this excuse like any opening she has to attack me with blows from actions that I do that she does not condone. Oh look at him, drinking now and even smoking. I been keeping that smoking thing a secret for two years but she recently found out. Annoys the crap out of me, women! gah!!!!! Honestly, no matter where they come from and what background, they all have some genetic trait about saving information and using it against you later on at the right moment. My dad and bro just sat there and shut up since they both smoke. So I just shut up and let the moment pass to another subject they can squabble about. Well yeah they did change conversations and stuff and I got the heat off me.
Vince hit me up a few moments later asking if I want to go to The Lounge next weekend. Should be fun, I need to see some girls, my life is empty as it is. Its the nonexistent romance that left a dry aftertaste in my mouth that I need to wash out. But girls chilling at places like that looking to fuck around or think they are the shit, is that the type of girls I want to look for? I mean those girls have huge vagina's I'm assuming! Now I'm being too stereotypical about people, haha I'm sure I'll have a good time. I usually hate those places.
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