Today was the first day of class for me since the long break I had over winter. I can cry and beg for the vacation to come back but life goes on. So today had its up's and down's, a little taste of both worlds. Lets start off with my cell phone deciding not to charge over night and which happened to died in the morning. Meaning..the alarm didn't go off, I was not really late, just late enough that I had to park in China and walk to class. I didn't manage to get into the classes I petitioned for on the waiting list. So I'm stuck with only 9 units this semester, could be worst right? I could have gotten in and had to see the old hag professor, she reminds me of the teacher in one of the fruit roll ups commercial back in the 90's. Red rolled up hair, glasses, cranky looking, and old, straight out of the post WW2 TV shows.
So in my sociology class, girls girls girls girls girls. I believe I finally got what I deserve. Well I can't be too greedy and get them all for myself. I ended up sitting next to this white chick with really blond hair, almost white. Her name is Jessica, and the next heart breaker that walked in the door was a petite Asian girl, blone hair also "not a big fan but it the color flows with this one". She had some cute boots, a red lip ring with red lipstick, DSL for sure. Her name is Lillie, she happened to end up introducing me to the class as a start off. She forgot my major, gave wrong information about me, and she is a little ditsy, fantastic! Me and Jessica had a laugh when she presented me to the class, since Jessica caught he real details about me and Lillie just heard bits and pieces. Let me correct myself, Lillie only remembered bits and pieces.
Fiance had a humorous episode, I ran into Jeff aka Mugen Guy. He ended up sitting in the same row as me with two chicks wedge between us. Wedge as in there was this one girl that made David Lay look like a potato chip, and another.. "healthy" chick next to her. I said hi to them since i heard the healthy girl said she worked at boa like me. I got to say this girl has a cute face and eyes of jewels. So I got caught up in the moment and ended up talking to Jeff, I mentioned to him about the race I lost a few weeks ago to this, qoute "Dude this fat dude in a beaner DA smoked me". Where was my mind? Well I happened to be day dreaming about screwing the girl that sat below me and forgetting that David's sister was sitting next to me, she could squash me like yellow jello. That chick got pissssed! I'm honest, I did not mean to offend her and I was saying all that from the bottom of my heart. The dude I raced was huge no joke. I tried to introduce myself to her a few moments later but to no avail. The woman ignored me with a eh as a reply to all my questions. If I had the courage to apologize I would. But fearful to the consequences from my busty neighbor, Its best to leave it at that. Oh, and afterward I told Jeff about the situation after class, and he cracked up, bad thing is that the same girl was still present listening to our jabbering echo throughout the hallway. Embarrassing indeed.
Here's a glance of my day. I'm a freaking pervert! :D
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