I am made of popcorn, what better way to explain my self then what I ingest.
My daily diet composes of at least three sodas, some rice, and an assortment of
animals. I prefer beef and chicken as a main diet, but not always. I see a bag of Orville popcorn on my table, a A&W can of rootbeer and a old rotten can of Pringles.
Beneath me in the shadow of my table is a mini bag of M&M's with some cracked, some not ate. Next to it lays a empty but yet still desirable bag of beef jerky from Costco.

I understand the negative sides and disgusting poor nutrition I am receiving, people tell me that nothing lasts and sooner or later I will become a huge blob that cannot move on his own power. The sugar sodium and fat blended together and with some food coloring to transform into a sweet delectable snack people call junk food. I on the other hand praise the term and idea.

"Since junk food is high in fats and sugars, it is responsible for obesity, dental cavities, Type 2 diabetes and heart diseases." Quote Freefatkitchen.com

What? obesity? DENTAL CAVITIES?! Now I am aware of such facts, I open my eyes and sudden i realize how true those statements are. Honestly I would run and see no evil or hear of it but sadly ignorance is not bliss. I believe I am close to getting diabetes due to all this crap. Am I stopping, if you are wondering? Simple answer is, I'm in the process. It can't be helped, well maybe but my mindset is locked on certain things. Pleasing my taste buds and sugar cravings, its like quitting smoking. Really addictive and if no negative health signs arise, ignore all warnings pass go, collect two hundred dollars and continue to indulge in your addiction.

So since I'm working out more often lately I should change my eating habits. Problem is my eating habits almost defines my life style. Take one plus one is two, then junk food plus computer is me. Okay so not that great of a similarity, but I always visioned myself as a big fat loser with glasses that sits in a dark room "which I'm doing right now" eating while jerking off to some sort of porn.

Thankfully that's not the complete picture of me, that's the super dark hidden side wink wink. I am a creative and intuitive person who's character can be described as Charlie brown distant lost cousin faded if he was Asian, and definitely more perverted.

ANyways back to the candy issue, since I do not believe I will or am able to change my disgusting diet. I will simply add onto it healthy food, and occasionally protein drinks. Cheating yes! But I don't care anymore. Well back to my movie, The Midnight Meat Train, fucking bloody gore, so good! Best horror movie this year dyudee

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